'A brilliant book of wonderful rhymes for kids that will keep them laughing for hours!'
(Matt Lucas, Comedian and Television Personality)

Witty and sometimes bizarre poems which really engage the young (and not so young) reader. The rich vocabulary and figurative language are perfect for reading together. Children will relate to topics ..........all captured elegantly in the wonderful illustrations.
CY; Primary School teacher

An inspirational poetry book -  a great starting point for much exciting moral discussion and cross-curricular activities. 
BW; Primary School teacher

I think this book is great! Wonderful, fun poems with helpful discussion points. Definitely suitable for libraries and children's book clubs.
HC; Community Librarian   


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Judy Wolfson-Davies


Judy qualified as a Youth Worker (Birmingham University) and worked for many years with children of all ages in schools and youth organisations. She has written musicals for children, for TV and scripted/produced shows at several theatres inc. The Pleasance Theatre, The Round House and others.

Judy was the director of XUK Children’s Holiday Activities (27 years) and of Poolside Manor Swim-School and Leisure Centre. She is a member of Equity and, in her 'spare time', was a Youth and Adult Magistrate!

Odd Socks

My brother, me and Papa,
We love to wear odd socks
We make sure that they’re all mixed up
Inside the odd sock box!

Six socks we have for playing
For working and for best
Striped ones, patterned, red or blue
Each different from the rest

Baby First Aid

Saves time for Mum and Grandma
From finding matching pairs
We say "We’ve come from Planet Mars”
To anyone who stares

Cos clothes are just for wearing
Grow into them, then out
Coordinated colours
Who knows what that’s about?

Paediatric CPR

Some mornings when I’m rushing
For my underwear I hunt
My pants will end up inside out
And sometimes back to front

We all get dressed the way we like
Mum says that we can choose
So why does she get frazzled
When we go out in odd shoes?

Paediatric First Aid

Rhyme and Reason

These poems you'll find are appealing
Illustrations and messages numerous.
A book that's unique,
So why not take a peak?
It's a world both inspiring and humorous!

It's primarily written for children
But so many boxes it ticks
You can read to each other
As it says on the cover
Whether 6 or 106

Readers/Reviewers' comments

Amazing, fantastic and brilliant - will make you laugh your socks off!

Charlie; aged 10

A glorious collection of poems. Some are witty, some are educational. Some have a clear message. BUT all are fun, no matter what age you are.

JL; school teacher

Cannot wait to pass this lovely book on to the young recipient it was bought for; it certainly brought a smile to this 74yr old!!!

BB; grandparent

A fun book of poems with brilliantly quirky illustrations, to be enjoyed by adults and children alike. 

BM; book reviewer and author 

What a delight; fresh amusing and often thoughtful. Destined to be a best seller. Loved it!

CR; Nursery nurse

Such witty verses and fabulous illustrations make it a really great present for all ages...

I will now have to get my wife her own copy.

 RK; grandparent

Imaginative poems accompanied by lovely illustrations. A book to escape into.

KS; Lecturer 

Your uniquely brilliant children's book has been a joy to share with children at the Ark

Noah's Ark Children's Hospice

This is such a wonderfully wittily-written book of poems and the illustrations complement the poetry beautifully. I bought this book as a present, but I just might keep it for myself!

AN; Theatre director and producer

We’ve just read your book, cover to cover. We’re very impressed as it’s passed every test and must be the best! The illustrations are all superb! 

N & JB; grandparents

Your book is a sheer delight. How clever of you. I would like to order another one!  

MG; Translator

An enchanting, delightful, humorous and beautifully Illustrated Book of Verse.

BG; Company Director


How To Order

Custard On Toast is a 52-page paper-back book available for £9.99 (plus £2.70 p&p). Please click on the order button below to purchase your copy!

If you live outside the UK, then please contact us directly for a shipping quote. 

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